The happy crazy land of Walrus lovers!

Peeeeeter Kaaayyyy!!!!

2005-03-23T11:34:00.000Z

What a legend... haha. For all you people out there who are not familiar with him, Peter Kay is a classic Stand up comedien from Bolton in Birmingham... Thus, he has an amazingly Bolton-ish accent. His quotes are hysterical and there is now an obsession with him!

"Mr. Kay, may i seduce you...?"

hehe.. now the group of friends im part of has a copy of his DVD collection.. "Peter Kay, Live in the Bolton Albert Halls" and "Live in the Top of the Tower".
It really is a must for any people who love stand up comedy!

hehe Mr. Kay.. if you read this.. you ARE a legend... a token to our society...

(i'm sooo jealous that My lil Princess Alex got to meet him n not i!!!!)

yes.. we worship Peter Kay... we have gatherings in aid of him... haha we soujnd so pathetic.. but ITS NOT :-

haha!

an update...

2005-01-21T11:25:00.000Z

thought i'd just entertain you with an update with the 'NYR' experiment. So... firstly.. the ciggarettes. I am actually doing really well with that. its now been over three months! woo! go me! hmm.. the exercise.. well.. thats gone down the pan.. despite many MANY attempts.. this one has been put on hold for now. .. and lastly.. the revision.. well that was the hardest thing i've had to do.. i'm not really doing very well at all at that.. i seem to have alot more exciting things to be getting on with... like.. well.. anything really. So thats out. Oh well.. but i am actually gonna have to try and reconstruct that resolution.. its kinda essential for me to pass my exams.. tum tee tum...

2005-01-12T14:09:00.000Z

its a new year.. therefore apparently for some ( although i cannot really be arsed to change anything.. tis pointless) - a new start. many of us all write out, or decide on some tragically difficult new year's resolutions... an action to which i think is rather annoyingly... well.. annoying. i seem to have discovered the fact that many of these resolutions are never carried out for more than, say, two weeks at the most, for simply the reason that all the resolutions made are rather negative. Having to 'give up' something or to 'cut something out' of their life, diet, daily plan, or whatever. But to see how long (for purely experimental purposes) i have agreed with myself to try out some of these dyer acts, and see how long i can keep them up. For this 'program', i have made the resolutions to:

Lay off the cigarrettes - i have not smoked for at least two months now, so i thought i'd start off with something a little bit easier :-P
Revision - since i have some major exams coming up in only four months away, i thought this rather appropriate.
Get fit - well.. fitt-er. lol. I know this is always attempted by at least most of the population, but seeing as i have things to look forward to, such as my end of year ball, i think it will spur me on to actually participate.

Woo!

ugh... on my own.. again

2005-01-01T03:53:00.000Z

its tragic.. totally tragic.. i'm all alone.. at 10 to 4 in the bloody morning on new years day. i should be out, celebrating with the man i want.. and all the so many many friends i dont have, but NO.. instead im cooped up in this bloody room.. whilst my friends are snoring their arses off because they can sleep.. and i can't. it sucks. no wait.. it SUCKS. mmm yeah.. and a joyeous new year to all.

Oh.. the joy.

2004-11-16T14:57:00.000Z

As the forthcoming GCSE exams are coming up in oooh.. let's see.... 6 months!!!!! The school board has decided that it is a good idea to torture us poor.. tragically.. insane students by making us sit the exam berfore the real thing, just to spite us just that little bit more... bastards...

OH! the delights of shopping...

2004-10-30T11:14:00.000Z

Hehe! I know it's REALLY early.. and.. its months away from the actual date... BUT... I HAVE A BALL DRESS! im soo excited! In the UK (unlike the US, it seems), there is usually one or two, at the most, possible chances to dress up all lovely, etc. and attend a Ball. Or Prom. Or Gathering. Whichever. So it's kinda the highlight of the G.C.S.E year. Our Year 11 ball is the time which announces the last day of our actual compulsary education, so therefore it's a really big deal to many many of the students. soo. anyway.. my dress.. :-P.. Its lovely! its exactly how i wanted it, but with some really nice white embroidery on the front and the 'train'! wooooh! yay! :-D

2004-10-06T10:22:00.000Z

I cannot believe how utterly boring and crap sitting in a lesson can be! Im all on my own, trying to study geography, and failing miserably. I don't understand the point of how measuring rivers and writing up my findings, etc, will ever help me in any future career! (unless i decide im going to become some sort of geographical worker, lol). argh!

i can't believe what i have missed!

2004-09-29T15:35:00.000Z

I really have been so naíve to music of the previous generations! Some of you out there may be surprised to know i have only recently been introduce to the wonders on ACDC! i have now downloaded 'Highway to Hell' and have it on replay on the computer! Anymore reccomendations to great songs would be much appreciated so i can broaden my knowlege and love of the 'good ol' classics'! lol

2004-09-22T15:07:00.000Z

School is a funny ol' place... If have recently found out that the head teacher allocated £70,000 towards computers 'to make them faster'. This, I think, is a totally pointless idea and a waste of time, money and effort to do something that lower mortals, such as myself, cannot recognise the difference! I honestly think the only good thing about this developement is the fact that we now have an email sertvice with the network connecting every student in the school. I feel there is little point in doing this as the computers seemed perfectly fine n dandy!

Who...?

2004-09-18T19:31:00.000Z

I want to find SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE who knows who Halo are! I know nearly everyone will not have even the remotest idea of anything about them, so here's a few facts on Halo! :

1. They were formed in Bristol, England in 1996
2. Graeme (lead vocals, guitar) and Ian (backing vox, guitar) are brothers, Graeme taught Ian guitar when he was 12.
3. Steve (keyboard, guitar) has the BEST hair- bleached dreads at the mo- looks amazing on him!
4. Jim (drums) left in 2002- couldn't hack it, obv :-P) only joking Jim!
5. they have one album out so far called Lunatic Ride, and have written all their own materiel, including two of their best hits, Sactimonius and Incinerator.
6. Graeme has an amazing 5 8ve rang on his voice.

i can't really be arsed to write anymore! lol xxx
if you know what im talking about, post here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Now what shall poor Cinder's dress be like...?

2004-09-17T18:19:00.000Z

As for many of us 'lucky' people, we have the end of school ball to look forward to! As a typical female, i have already started looking(ish) for that 'perfect' dress. AND as always,i HAVE found that perfect dress. The only problem is that it's the one Sharon Osbourne wore when she was a bridesmaid to Carmen Electra. :-(
Also some people may say, 'find a copy'- Ive been looking for YONKS FOR IT! GRRRrr! But you should see it- it's really beautiful. It's a plain black corset style dress with a flowing skirt, and a plain black shrug over the top. 'tis low cut [of course ;-) ] and i soooooooo nice!!!

oh how FRUSTRATING!

2004-09-12T16:28:00.000Z

Doesn't it REALLY annoy you if someone hacks into your hotmail? there's many people who've been lucky enough not to have to endure this annoying occurance, but if you have you will know there is basically nothing you can do about it, and you have now lost ALL of your emails and contacts on msn!!! 'Tis very irritating!

just thought you'd like to know.. i don't have any 'help-sites' because, well... i'm not that intelligetnt and i haven't really got a clue about much... so there ya go.
some really interesting info about... not a lot.

huh?

2004-09-09T17:04:00.000Z

Can anyone tell me what i look like? i know it sounds really sad but i have to do this questionaire thingy and its on the mind-capabilities thing.
emails to mooseywalrus@hotmail.com :-P

You actually have to know me to do this, and you have to try and describe me in detail! lol SORRY!

xx Love to all XX

2004-09-04T13:34:00.000Z

OOOooohhh i have something interesting for you people to do!
It's EDUCATIONAL! wooooh! So you guys can have fun and learn at the same time!

Just go to... http://www.bustertests.co.uk and have a go!!! Lol

xxx Love to you all!

zzzzZZZZZzzzzz...

2004-09-04T13:22:00.000Z

I can't explain dreams, i really can't. Some people say they're connected to the day before - things you've seen or heard, etc. But others say it is a time where you brain tries to recouperate, and therefore puts all kinds of random thoughts into your mind and strings them all together as dreams. I prefere the latter as it seems to make a lot more sense to me seeing as all the dreams i have been having recently are totally random! Some people also claim they can read the 'messages' that dreams send us, so if anyone is out there reading this and knows about that stuff, can you please explain what Fish Pie has to do with anything? Or where im going to watch a movie with my friends and it turns out to be a totally disgusting porn film(it was really not nice), that my friends are all really enjoying when i think it's sick, instead of a chick-flick???

2004-09-03T18:03:00.000Z

As now a fully-fledged member of the oldest (and apparently the scariest, according to the small year seven students on the same bus as myself) year in the school, i feel obliged to make a small announcement. the fact that there is now a complete and utter madness between the teachers is unacceptable. i don't see why, just because 'we' are the oldest students present, we have to be the ones to set a good example, when as it seems, they have set themselves a good enough example as it is! Also i have a lot of worries about the new catering group. The food is actually atrocious, and the prices have risen enormously! I think it's a rip-off that if you want a baguette or a sandwich for lunch, kids like us have to now pay over £1 for a sandwich and and over £1.50 for half a baguette! It's not fair to try and use us like consumers of the country, as if we have jobs of our own(i mean most of us do, but it's not the point - we can't afford to spend more than necessary on food rather than something more important like clothes.. or... CD's.. or.. books!)!

Good? or Bad?

2004-09-02T19:46:00.000Z

Although many students have already gone back to the hellish workload and long hours of torture that many adults and parents calmly call 'school'. Out of pure boredom and the fact that i haven't really seen ANY of my friends for approximately six weeks, i am actually quite pleased to be going back 'inside'. It occured to me, while i was alone last night, that although many students continuously complain about the fact of returning to 'The Hellhole of Doom', most of them actually would rather be at school than spend six weeks at home, doing chores etc.

anyways gotta go n get beautifyed! lol (not possible)

oooh! Me! Me! PICK ME MISS!

2004-08-26T18:21:00.000Z

I'd just like to congratulate all the year 11's on recieving their G.C.S.E exam results. i haven't a clue how most of them have done, or how difficult the exams themselves were, but congratulations anyway! WELL DONE!

Oh my GAWD!

2004-08-07T12:34:00.000Z

Did any of you people watch the LAST BIG BROTHER last night?oh of course you did, how stupid of me... but for anyone who missed it.... Nadia won! She had been the bookies favourite for the past six weeks, but in my opinion it was either her or Dan who were destined for the stardom and money they deserve.
it was soo sweet when Nadia's mother came out- she had come all the was from portugal and her and Nadia hadnt seen each other for over a year! it was... *sniff* heart wrenching!

AAAHHHHH

2004-07-26T02:46:00.000Z

i need to go to weston on Wednesday night and i can't get there! aaahhh! drastic measures need to be taken! is anyone going to Stars on wednesday night? PLEASE!!!??? im begging!!! it's a major crisis!!!
xxx

PHEW!

2004-07-25T16:00:00.000Z

Crisis over! i have a lift there! yay! xxxxx

yay!

2004-07-24T11:59:00.000Z

im gonna go n see Spiderman 2 with my friends on tues! YAY!!! n CADBY IS COMING 2!!! btw for anyone who doesn't know him, he won't do ANYTHING without being persuaded majorly so this is a FIRST!!! hehehe! :-D
luv u really cad!xxx

i have to do a lil bit of advertising...

2004-07-20T14:21:00.000Z

everyone has to try out www.bustertests.co.uk and go on all the ad sites- they don't have viruses and they're... erm.. fun... so go on them! NOW!
xxxx

yay!

2004-07-20T14:18:00.000Z

:-) school's out for summmmmmmmeeeeeeerrrrr!!!!!!!! lol i know have six weeks of pure boredom to waste! Anyone free anytime soon? u know where to contact me! ;-)
Luv to u all!
peace out
xxxxxxx

why me oh Lord, why me...?

2004-07-11T18:29:00.001Z

is it completely impossible for me NOT to make a complete idiot of myself with EVERYTHING?... guess so...
x

i hate reports... school.... etc...

2004-07-04T20:43:00.000Z

i can't beilieve my bad luck at the mo! i got a really bad report at school, so my parents aren't really talking to me at the mo... i have been moved down a set in two subjects, TWO!!! i can't go out with Fintan this weekend because i have to revise and run a mile for Sports Relief... my so called friends have spat in my face and told me to (and i quote) ''fuck off and die''... i had a major choccy depression binge so im feeling really fat and i have a huge spot on my face!!!
i hate to sound like caroline, sorry drama-queen, but AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxx

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

2004-07-04T20:40:00.000Z

GREECE HAVE JUST THIS SECOND WON EURO 2004!!!
incase you peeps didn't know... the greek team haven't won a single match in a major tounament... EVER!! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahhaha!!! x

oooh! i new one!

2004-06-25T11:06:00.000Z

I'm sure everyone who actually goes on this site (which is me.. and ....me.) would of read the FAB jokes that gus made up (well... some she did). the mistress of all shite jokes has once again shocked the world!
She has made a 'part B.' to the joke about the chicken and the lamb.. its a tacky one.. :-)
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Because it murdered the chicken! (erm.. haha...)

Why did the pig cross the road?
Because it was arresting the lamb! (erm.. )

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

2004-06-25T10:58:00.000Z

It was my birthday yesterday and i was so excited! lol. i got The Calling's aslbum... the Muse album... lotsa money (which i did actually spend that day... :-P ) um.. a new top from Megan... a £5 WHS voucher from Rachael... um... nothing from Gus... (lol) um... an email from Fintan...:-P um.. a text from Serafina, Anna, Jess, Ben, Phil, Cassey, Megan, and Gus... a hug from the 'rents.. oooh! cakes from 'work'... they were YUMAY!... some choccy from the g.'rents.. hmm... oooh so i went shopping n got a new top.. two new pairs of trews.. and got distracted by Ben Texztin me.. so i got sum gum aswell :-)
and thats my life so far.. lol xxx

help!

2004-06-20T16:21:00.000Z

oh no! i have the second week of work experience to 'look forward to'!!! AHHH!!! i'm terrified i'm going to mess it up or do something really stupid! Everyone else seems to be so confident about it, but i'm getting all skittish over it! AHHHh! x

:-D

2004-06-16T17:12:00.000Z

we won the cricket!

GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!

2004-06-16T17:10:00.000Z

I HATE STUPID PEOPLE! LIKE STUPID PEOPLE WHO BEAT US AT THE FLIPIN RUGGER! GGGGRRRR!!!!

i hate france!

2004-06-16T17:07:00.000Z

the lil frog-legged bastards think theyr allllll it! don't they? but just cuz they kicked our arses at the footie! Well! im gonna go over there and give them all a piece of my brain! EVERY LAST SNAILY ONE OF THEM! HUMPH!

WWWOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!

2004-06-13T19:36:00.000Z

I would just like to announce that as of this moment, (20:32, Sunday 13th June 2004) England have scored (by Frank Lampard) against the crap team (France) in Euro 2004!!! It's a happy time for us all at the moment, but will this luck continue? Back to the studio....

WOOOHOOO!!!! lol

2004-06-11T19:04:00.000Z

oooh how EGGciting!i have work experience on for the next two weeks and for the second one i'm going to this FAB graphic design place in Bedminster. It's gonna be soooo kewl!i can't wait!
AND!! does anyone NOT think Miss. Fitzgerald's laugh is EGGstrodinarilly EGGY!!!
xxx

DON'T!!

2004-06-08T19:19:00.000Z

I am seriously pissed off at myself. Majorly. i did something yesterday that i'm still feeling guilt for. Some people will probably think it's pathetic etc.. but i hated doing it and i hate it now. i smoked yesterday for the first time in about 2 months and as soon as i had started (although i felt alot less stressed) i was sooo mad at myself. So if anyone wants to be mad, feel free, i am!
DON'T SMOKE!!! IT'S A DISGUSTING HABIT N IT MAKES U SMELL REALLY BADLY N NO BLOKE WILL HAVE YOU IF U DO!!!

I DON'T WANNA GO BACK!!!

2004-06-06T18:56:00.000Z

i have school tomorrow n im dreading it. thats all i have to say. i hate school. blahblah.. etc [write own crap here] x

anyone? anyone at all?

2004-06-05T09:01:00.000Z

Has anyone tried my 'potion' yet? i actually wouldn't recommend it, as i did get a lil bit too pissed even for my liking! (ask Ben J. and Schmeek! lol) But if u really want to try it, i would also recomment you try putting more tequila in it, and less Stella. The Stella makes it taste DISGUSTING! lol x

:-D

2004-06-05T08:54:00.000Z

Well, seeing as no one bothered to turn up last night, it was just Me, Fintan and Loran. WE DON'T NEED ANY OF U!!! lol we had loadsa fun!!! but DON'T go and see 'The Day After Tomorrow' it's shite!!!

rite im bored

2004-06-04T12:22:00.000Z

IM BORED! 2nite. 5pm. outside the Odeon in Weston. be there. its my birthday soon and i can't celebrate it when i wana so im gonna do it now. with u guys ( i hope! )
luv u all!
xxx

im sorry...

2004-06-01T13:57:00.000Z

i have to officially apologise to everyone i 'talked' to on MSN last nite. i have to say i was a bit pissed and regrettidly i think i may have said something i shouldn't have... but on the other hand, i may not have. i can't really remember. so... i'm sorry. x

omg- u have to try it!

2004-05-31T18:40:00.000Z

i've just made a 'potion' of alcohol with my friends for a laugh and it actually turn out quite nicely! lol
take;
1. 1 bottle of Vanilla Coke
2. drink most of it
3. add some tequila
4. add some pimms
5. add more pimms
6. add some gin
7. add 3 bottles of Stella
8. drink up babes!!!!

:-D

2004-05-31T11:31:00.000Z

i am so happy! i wonder why everything i worry about DOESN'T turn out as bad as i thought...? not that i'm complaining, as what i thought could turn into a major crisis, is now in fact not a crisis at all, but i a fabarooooo thang! x

AW! i would cry... but i can't...

2004-05-29T18:45:00.000Z

it was, unfortunately, the LAST EVER EPISODE OF 'FRIENDS'! Last night! it was rather tragic, and i thought i was going to cry, but i couldn't bring myself to do so....
But what i want to know is, if Rachel and Ross are an item, Pheobe and Mike, are married and so are Monica and Chandler, who has Joey got? BUT then i realised that he has the cutest 'Duck Junior' and 'Chick Junior' ever! (and obviously, he only has to ask and i'll come running!)

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

2004-05-29T18:38:00.000Z

I'm soo sorry for this everone, but i have now got a bit of an obsession with crap jokes...(it was Gus, i swear!)
So here goes..
1. Why did the Chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!

2. Why did the Gum cross the road?
Because it weas stuck to the chicken's foot!

3. Why did the lamb cross the road?
Because it murdered the Chicken!

4. Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because his penis was stuck in the chicken's arse!!!
hahahahahaha
i am so sick... xx

Big Brother???

2004-05-29T10:32:00.000Z

i had the weirdest night's sleep EVER last night, as i was watching BB5. Does anyone not think that Marco, although he is hilarious, is actually quite irritating? Also Jason is an arrogant twat, and i've only 'known' him for a few hours!!!! lol x
p.s. try sleeping curled up on a 2 seater sofa- it's actually really comfortable!!!

sing your praises!

2004-05-28T15:33:00.000Z

Having since had one of the worst weeks EVER, i feel quite a lot... um... i'm not sure what the word is, but i feel better. i would also like to apologise to everyone for being a complete bitch to you all. x

HEY! U! NOW!

2004-05-26T18:37:00.000Z

hey, does anyone know the site of the yr 11 ball photos? i've seen a couple from Fintan (in which he looks gorgeous, i must say! lol) but that was only 1 or 2. if anyone knows, i would be (almost) eternally grateful. xx

My poor baby...

2004-05-26T18:32:00.000Z

i would just like to announce the 'illness' of my beloved best friend Megan. she is suffering froma long- term illness called 'the common cold'. the poor moose is laying in bed, as we speak, so ill to even reach for the cold gruel her parents have left her... tragic story... so very tragic... X

oooh, yay!

2004-05-26T18:21:00.000Z

ooh i'm quite happy at the mo- the sun is shining, my friends are fabaroo(!), and 'pranking Walrus' season seems to be over!
The holidays are coming up in a few days and i have know idea what i'm gonna do, i'm just going to let the 'surf take me to my destiny'. Also i have my 'Work To School' conference tomorrow and Friday, which (from what i have heard from my 'lushtons' in year 11) is going to be quite fun! (not just because i'm going to see all my fit guy-mates in suits! lol) xxx

2004-05-22T20:05:00.000Z

this is moi! at halloween!!!

2004-05-22T20:03:00.000Z

THIS IS MEEEEE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! lol i love wallys!

2004-05-22T20:01:00.000Z

this is my friend Caroline and me- she's classy! lol (soz i look a lil bit erm.. stoned! lol)

i'm starting a fresh!

2004-05-22T09:31:00.000Z

since the recent 'pranking walrus' season has started i've decided that i don't need anyone but myself and my friends.

definition of 'friend' :
1. does not constantly ditch people and go off with other bitches instead.
2. is there for others when needed (unless emergency prevents it)
3. takes into consideration other's feelings, state of mind, and whether it will kill them if you state something.
4. LISTEN TO WHAT THE OTHER PERSON IS SAYING
5. getting the facts right before judgementing
6. giving helpful critisism not just putting them down all the FUCKING TIME!

hhmmm.... that was maybe a bit harsh...
or not

:-(

2004-05-21T19:03:00.000Z

i am sad... can i have a hug please? a nice big bear-hug would do me just fine! xxx

What's the point?

2004-05-21T18:58:00.000Z

i am really pissed off today, so i'd better not write too much otherwise i'll get carried away...
I LOVE MY FRIENDS BUT THEY PISS ME OFF!!! that just about covers it... xxx missing peeps already! xxx

it's my party......etc..

2004-05-20T19:43:00.000Z

i can't help it if what i wana do 4 my birthday it shit! so if no one wants to come, it'll just be me n caz n fintan in a field...:-(
(thats not the bad thing, incase u guys get offended) PLEASE COME PEOPLE! (sorry, no pervs or twats allowed...) x

OH..... the JOY...

2004-05-19T16:18:00.000Z

today is actually really boring... hang on! this WEEK is actually really boring! my lovely mate Bryony is comeing over on Friday- and we have NOTHING to do!!! any ideas will be much appreciated! x

Hey!

2004-05-19T16:04:00.000Z

hey people! this is my first post ever! i haven't really got a clue how to do this thang, but i'm working it out!