i'm starting a fresh!

since the recent 'pranking walrus' season has started i've decided that i don't need anyone but myself and my friends.

definition of 'friend' :
1. does not constantly ditch people and go off with other bitches instead.
2. is there for others when needed (unless emergency prevents it)
3. takes into consideration other's feelings, state of mind, and whether it will kill them if you state something.
4. LISTEN TO WHAT THE OTHER PERSON IS SAYING
5. getting the facts right before judgementing
6. giving helpful critisism not just putting them down all the FUCKING TIME!

hhmmm.... that was maybe a bit harsh...
or not