HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I'm soo sorry for this everone, but i have now got a bit of an obsession with crap jokes...(it was Gus, i swear!)
So here goes..
1. Why did the Chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!

2. Why did the Gum cross the road?
Because it weas stuck to the chicken's foot!

3. Why did the lamb cross the road?
Because it murdered the Chicken!

4. Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because his penis was stuck in the chicken's arse!!!
hahahahahaha
i am so sick... xx