oooh! i new one!

I'm sure everyone who actually goes on this site (which is me.. and ....me.) would of read the FAB jokes that gus made up (well... some she did). the mistress of all shite jokes has once again shocked the world!
She has made a 'part B.' to the joke about the chicken and the lamb.. its a tacky one.. :-)
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Because it murdered the chicken! (erm.. haha...)

Why did the pig cross the road?
Because it was arresting the lamb! (erm.. )

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

It was my birthday yesterday and i was so excited! lol. i got The Calling's aslbum... the Muse album... lotsa money (which i did actually spend that day... :-P ) um.. a new top from Megan... a £5 WHS voucher from Rachael... um... nothing from Gus... (lol) um... an email from Fintan...:-P um.. a text from Serafina, Anna, Jess, Ben, Phil, Cassey, Megan, and Gus... a hug from the 'rents.. oooh! cakes from 'work'... they were YUMAY!... some choccy from the g.'rents.. hmm... oooh so i went shopping n got a new top.. two new pairs of trews.. and got distracted by Ben Texztin me.. so i got sum gum aswell :-)
and thats my life so far.. lol xxx

help!

oh no! i have the second week of work experience to 'look forward to'!!! AHHH!!! i'm terrified i'm going to mess it up or do something really stupid! Everyone else seems to be so confident about it, but i'm getting all skittish over it! AHHHh! x

:-D

we won the cricket!

GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I HATE STUPID PEOPLE! LIKE STUPID PEOPLE WHO BEAT US AT THE FLIPIN RUGGER! GGGGRRRR!!!!

i hate france!

the lil frog-legged bastards think theyr allllll it! don't they? but just cuz they kicked our arses at the footie! Well! im gonna go over there and give them all a piece of my brain! EVERY LAST SNAILY ONE OF THEM! HUMPH!

WWWOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!

I would just like to announce that as of this moment, (20:32, Sunday 13th June 2004) England have scored (by Frank Lampard) against the crap team (France) in Euro 2004!!! It's a happy time for us all at the moment, but will this luck continue? Back to the studio....

WOOOHOOO!!!! lol

oooh how EGGciting!i have work experience on for the next two weeks and for the second one i'm going to this FAB graphic design place in Bedminster. It's gonna be soooo kewl!i can't wait!
AND!! does anyone NOT think Miss. Fitzgerald's laugh is EGGstrodinarilly EGGY!!!
xxx

DON'T!!

I am seriously pissed off at myself. Majorly. i did something yesterday that i'm still feeling guilt for. Some people will probably think it's pathetic etc.. but i hated doing it and i hate it now. i smoked yesterday for the first time in about 2 months and as soon as i had started (although i felt alot less stressed) i was sooo mad at myself. So if anyone wants to be mad, feel free, i am!
DON'T SMOKE!!! IT'S A DISGUSTING HABIT N IT MAKES U SMELL REALLY BADLY N NO BLOKE WILL HAVE YOU IF U DO!!!

I DON'T WANNA GO BACK!!!

i have school tomorrow n im dreading it. thats all i have to say. i hate school. blahblah.. etc [write own crap here] x

anyone? anyone at all?

Has anyone tried my 'potion' yet? i actually wouldn't recommend it, as i did get a lil bit too pissed even for my liking! (ask Ben J. and Schmeek! lol) But if u really want to try it, i would also recomment you try putting more tequila in it, and less Stella. The Stella makes it taste DISGUSTING! lol x

:-D

Well, seeing as no one bothered to turn up last night, it was just Me, Fintan and Loran. WE DON'T NEED ANY OF U!!! lol we had loadsa fun!!! but DON'T go and see 'The Day After Tomorrow' it's shite!!!

rite im bored

IM BORED! 2nite. 5pm. outside the Odeon in Weston. be there. its my birthday soon and i can't celebrate it when i wana so im gonna do it now. with u guys ( i hope! )
luv u all!
xxx

im sorry...

i have to officially apologise to everyone i 'talked' to on MSN last nite. i have to say i was a bit pissed and regrettidly i think i may have said something i shouldn't have... but on the other hand, i may not have. i can't really remember. so... i'm sorry. x